Midbus RPG: The Dinnerbox of Destruction; Episode 1
Mario Party 9 vs. Toadette
15th February 2012
***Audience laugh
Announcer: And now, welcoming to you for the biggest laugh of your life, here in the Mushroom Kingdom, please welcome the Midbus RPG crew, Midbus and Fawful!! (Midbus and Fawful come on to the stage and takes their seats)
Midbus: Hello! And welcome to the Dinnerbox of Destruction! (Singing of the title is heard; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) I’m Midbus, your host.
Fawful: And I’m Fawful. I have fury!
Midbus: Fawful, you did not raise your hand!
Fawful: What?***
Midbus: Okay. Today’s show is about the Mario Party 9 preview with our three special guests. (Screen shows Jimmy T., Dry Bones and King Boo) Jimmy! Dry Bones! And all the way from Luigi’s haunted mansion, King Boo!! (Screen returns to Midbus and Fawful) Okay, let’s start this show! First of all we can discuss Mario Party 9 in a later time but now, it’s time for someone to come up stage. All the way from Diamond City’s Club Sugar, please welcome the disco man, Jimmy!
Jimmy T.: Hey all! How are you doing?
Midbus: Jim! Take a seat!
Fawful: Please do!
Jimmy T.: Thank you Midbus and Fawful. Should we party? Yes.
Midbus: Jim, what is your possession of Mario Party 9?
Jimmy T.: What possession? I’ll give you possession. While in Mario Party 5, things were fine as I watched over the TV. Cool, eh? Well, back in Mario Party 6… That stupid pink Toad girl with plaits crashed everyone’s fun! Even my Disco parties!!
Midbus: Who are you talking about? Toadette?
Jimmy T.: Well, I know that Toadette will be too shy for Mario Party 9 and her brother, Toad is showing her around!
Midbus: True.
Jimmy T.: And then (gets angered), she may cut off everyone’s fun just like in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Super Sluggers, both back in 2008! THAT STUPID!! (Jimmy T. takes a mug of hot coffee from the cameramen)***
Midbus: Easy, Jim. It’s all going to pay off… (Jimmy T. tips the mug on Midbus) YEOOOEOWWWW!!!!!*** That burns!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO ME BECAUSE OF HER??***
Jimmy T.: Toadette’s no winner! She’s a cheat! And cheats always lose!! (Laughs wildly)***
Midbus: GRRRRRRRRRR… I will have you know that her Miracle Spirit isn’t over until she dies. (Scene shows a WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$); Leafy Greens where Goma the snail falls off a platform and crashes off-screen***, the scene returns to Fawful)
Fawful: Midbus, I think…
Midbus: Huh!?! Who are you talking to??***
Fawful: Lord Fawful says nothing bad to you, okay?
Midbus: But that wig-headed Jim spilled a cup of hot coffee on me!!***
Fawful: Yes, and by that…
Midbus: Grrr… Are you asking me for a battle? Okay you’re on!!***
Fawful: Actually…
Midbus: You can attack now! What will you do?
Fawful: Uhh… kick?
Midbus: (he kicks himself)*** This will hurt a bit. Now! Midbus is attacking you!! What are you going to do?
Fawful: Run away!!! (Flees)***
Midbus: My attacks don't harm you***, Lord Fawful. (Fawful comes back) But try and use magic! What will you do?
Fawful: Soap! (He said instead of Soak)
Midbus: Soap?*** That's ridiculous!! (Midbus pushes a button to a trap door that Fawful is standing on and he falls into a green pond)*** I'm guessing that you like to go green with the environment!!*** Mwah ha ha!
Fawful: (Comes out of the pond with frogs on his head) Ohh... That Midbus... Gives me bad noise!!***
Midbus: Mwah ha ha ha… (Doorbell rings) Hey, I think we have a visitor. (Dry Bones laugher is heard) Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Dry Bones!! (Dry Bones opens the door and takes a seat with the RPG)
Fawful: Hello, Bonsai! And welcome to the show! Now, what were you doing in Mario Party 9?
Dry Bones: Kya, ka kaka kaka kakaka kakaka ka kakkaka kaka kakaka ka kaka kag! Ka kaka ka kakakkak ka kaka kakak! (Well, I can only stop Mario and friends by getting in the way! But that’s no use after a short time. The mini-games have been settled!)
Midbus: Exactly! I hear that the ONM (Official Nintendo Magazine) of the UK his given the game, a score of 86% while the previous generation (Mario Party 8) was 61%. What caused the damages?
Dry Bones: Kalla kak kaa kakakka kakak kakak kaka ka kaka kak kakkkaka kakak kak kakak kaka kallak. (There are three differences between generations 1-8 (including Advance and DS) and generation 9 in Mario Party today.) (Dry Bones gets his laptop out and puts it on a projector, showing a PowerPoint presentation of the differences, he starts a slideshow)
Dry Bones’ Laptop: First of all, in Mario Party 1-8, players move alone in a single board, by collecting coins for stars, and continue until the required number of turns end, while in Mario Party 9, all four players move around the board and collect the mini stars that have been stolen by Bowser’s influence, and the game ends when the four players reach the end of the board. Secondly, the minigames are chosen at the end of each turn randomly by the minigame wheel back in the old days, but when it gets to Mario Party 9, the minigame tables have turned, as the captain gets to choose one from the minigame wheel after landing on a minigame space and game controls have been improved for better results. And finally, we have the other settings; the Wii motion control from Mario Party 8 has been improved. The handicap of mini stars at the end of a board match, and as well as Story Mode which has Bowser’s minions “clashing” the players. Thank you all for listening to this special presentation. (The slideshow ends)
Midbus: Wow, Dry Bones. That’s a nice presentation that you got there! So, who will be the last character for Mario Party 9? I know it’s not you.
Dry Bones: Kay kaka kak, kak kakka kaaaak kayyakk ka Kakala kak kakk ka kaa kakk. Kayky ka Kalkk, Kakakk ka Kakkkk, Kalkk ka Kaaakl, Kaak ka Kaaki, Kaaaka kakka ka Kak Kakk, Kakkkl ka kakty kakklk kayyakk kaka kaa kkla ka kaak kakl. Kak k kakka kak KA Kalmm kakaa kak kaakkk kaaaakka ka Kayky Kak Kak-kak Kakk ka Kayky Karky Kak. Kakkkl kakk kak kaaakky kak kaak ka kaaka kaks kakkak. (For some reason, there are 11 characters and Nintendo said that there are 12. Mario and Luigi, Peach and Daisy, Yoshi and Birdo, Wario and Waluigi, Koopa Troopa and Shy Guy, Toad and 1 hidden character that has not yet been revealed to the public. And I think that it IS Toadette because they were friends in Mario Kart Double Dash and Mario Party 7. Toad might be looking for her in the past month.)
Jimmy T.: WHAT??!? DID TOADETTE JOINED??!***
Midbus: Jimmy! No! She did not!! Dry Bones THINKS that she’ll join!***
Jimmy T.: (sighs with relief) Oh.
Fawful: It’s okay Jim, Toadette will not join because of her bad manners.
Jimmy T.: Good.
Midbus: Happy?
Jimmy T.: Much better.
Midbus: Good. (To Jimmy) Because we will party hard at the end of the show if you keep this interview up! Right? (Jimmy nods) Okay everyone, Midbus RPG will be back after these advertisements! (The show is on a break)
(The break ends revealing the show again)
Midbus: Welcome back to Midbus RPG! (Singing; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) I’m Midbus,
Fawful: (In high-pitched voice) …and I’m Fawful Fury!! (Midbus turns at him) (In normal voice) Oh, come on! That was my most talented act yet!
Midbus: Oh please, flatten the goombas, they’re so annoying! Gah! (Scene shows the minigame, ‘Super Wario Bros.’ another WarioWare Inc., Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) game as 8-bit Wario flattens 4 goombas, a remix of Super Mario Bros. is heard***, the scene returns to the cast) Anyway we continue with our interview with the most talented cast. We have Jimmy, Dry Bones and someone, who has not yet shown up. (King Boo’s laugher is heard)
Fawful: What was that?
Midbus: That voice. It must be… (Camera zooms to his eyes) King Boo! (King Boo appears from the audience)
Dry Bones: AKKKAK! AKkaka kakaak kakak!! (Ahh! An unwelcomed guest!!) Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettch!!
King Boo: Hello! Oh Hello!! Oh, I’m so excited!!!
Midbus: Welcome King Boo. Please take your seat!
Fawful: Seat!
King Boo: (He takes his seat) A perfect fit for a king!
Jimmy T.: Hey. How you’re doing?
Midbus: Alright, now that the gang’s here, let’s have some on what princesses do. Would you all like to have some tea?***
Fawful: Sure, please!! (He runs off)
Jimmy T.: With a little lemon.***
Dry Bones: Ka! Kakaka kak ak kak kaa kakakaa? (Ack! What’s with all this tea stuff?)***
King Boo: You know how ghosts hate tea so much?***
Fawful: Oh, don’t worry! (Fawful comes out with a tray of tea) It has three sugars!
King Boo: Really?***
Fawful: I say to you, yes! Go on, don’t be shy now!
King Boo: I LOVE, LOTS of SUGAR!!***
Midbus: Heh! Okay, for Mario Party 9, King Boo, how would you feel during that time?
King Boo: (Sips his tea) Oh, for me? Actually, to breach everyone out, I’m a boss.
Midbus: You’re a what? (Scene goes to another WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) showing the game, Sparring Wario. When Wario punches the bag once, it flew up in the air. Wario went to the other side of the stage and gets hit by the bag on the back. The scene returns to Midbus.) I don’t get it King Boo. Why would you become a boss?
King Boo: The Boo colony has built a horror castle for all of us and Mario and his scaredy cats keep visiting us every day just to attack us!! How discouraging!!
Midbus: That was Mario Party 9 King Boo. You seem to be guarding your own business.
King Boo: I’ve been… (He disappears and then reappears in-front of Midbus) …HOODWINKED!***
MIdbus: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*** (He falls off the stage and he gets up)*** King Boo! Chill! Don’t scare me like that!***
King Boo: Sorry but it makes the Boos so mad that we had to scare everyone away.
Midbus: Okay! Okay! Chill!!*** They’ll soon leave you alone!
King Boo: You promise?
Midbus: I promise.
Fawful: (Watching TV of Mario Party 9; where Mario and Co. are playing a board game at Boo’s Horror Castle) Hey, and according to the TV episode live on Mario Party 9, Mario and fink-rats are in your castle right now!
King Boo: What??!*** (He sees the TV, he disappears to the scene) Hey! Get out of my castle, you pesky sneakers!! ***
Fawful: I have chortles!
Midbus: Man, I have no idea on what King Boo’s problem is. But he is sure trouble of Mario Party 9.
Jimmy T.: You think?
Midbus: Yeah. King Boo turned himself into a boss and tries to scare everyone out of his castle.
Dry Bones: Ka kaka kaka kakakakka kak kakk kak kakak kakka kak ka kaka ka ak kakakk kalkak kkaka kakakakkkaa. (He also assists Bowser for stealing the mini stars from the sky at the start of the influence.)
Midbus: He did?
Jimmy T.: Want to give it a try? (Jimmy gets out his cell phone of a video of Bowser and Bowser Jr. stealing the mini stars at the night of Bowser’s influence)
Midbus: Where did you get that?
Jimmy T.: Come on man, Bowser can sneak behind the party and do those things. Remember the last time back in Mario Party 8, which Bowser stole the star rod off from Toade—(Midbus gets angry and covers his mouth)
Midbus: Don’t say that name!! It’ll anger you for good!!!***
Fawful: Toadette!!
Midbus: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!*** (He uncovers Jimmy's mouth)
Jimmy T.: Woah! What was I going to say?
Midbus: Gahhhh! (To himself) Get a hold of yourself, Midbus! It’s all going to last a little longer. (To audience) Well folks, it’s not over for the conversation right now, so let’s get down to “Crazy Racing Bugs!” (Singing; ♪Crazy Racing Bugs! ♫)
Fawful: All right, this is a two race game with three players!! The player with the most points wins!
King Boo: (Appears) So sorry! What did I miss?
Fawful: Oh, Fawful is not laughing at you because you are just in time for… Crazy Racing Bugs!! (Singing; ♪Crazy Racing Bugs! ♫)
King Boo: Eee he he! What do I do?
Fawful: First, you get to select a bug. How about you, the king of Boos!
King Boo: That’s me! (There are three different kinds of bugs to choose from; the ladybird, the hornet and the mosquito) Okay, I’ll pick… the ladybird!
Fawful: Okay, who’s next? How about you Jim? Pick one of the two insects remaining. King Boo got the first one, now what about you?
Jimmy T.: The Hornet!
Fawful: Okay, and last, Dry Bones gets the mosquito!
Dry Bones: Kak Kaaa! (All right!) (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫)
Fawful: Round 1/2!! The dense jungle! On your marks, get set, brzzzzzzzzzzzt!!
(The three insects take off, Dry Bones falls off his mosquito***, King Boo’s ladybug crashes into a flower*** while the hornet (Jimmy T.) crosses the finish line first, the mosquito (without Dry Bones) 2nd and King Boo who Did Not Finish because he crashed into a flower, 3rd)
Jimmy T.: I win!
Fawful: Great! Let’s tally up the scores! (1st Jimmy T. – 10pts, 2nd Dry Bones– 5pts, 3rd King Boo– 2 pts.) (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫) Round 2/2. The desert and the volcano! Ready! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!!!
(The three insects enter the desert, King Boo’s ladybug is blown away by a sandstorm, while the other two enter the volcano stage with Jimmy’s hornet crashing into some rocks and Dry Bones, who was about to finish first, suddenly King Boo and his ladybird were blown so far away, that they reached the finish first, Dry Bones 2nd, and Jimmy, who crashed, 3rd)
King Boo: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!***
Jimmy T.: Ouch.***
Dry Bones: Kka ka kaka kakk kac!! (And I almost had it!!)***
Fawful: Excellent! Here are the final results! (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫) And the winner is… (Drumrolls) It’s a tie!
King Boo, Dry Bones and Jimmy T.: Aww… (The results shows that all players have 12 points)***
Fawful: But, we only need one final winner! (The others stand up) Hit the dice block to see who the champion is! The highest number of the day wins. Ready… Go! (The dice blocks appear in front of King Boo, Dry Bones and Jimmy T. and they all hit it at once, King Boo got a 6, Jimmy T. got a 4 while Dry Bones gets an 8) It’s finally decided! The champion is? Dry Bones!! (King Boo and Jimmy T. forfeit their loss while Dry Bones is cheering)
Dry Bones: Ka Kayayayaah!!! (I win!!)
Midbus: Well, so much for their bad luck, but after the break, we will come back with more news of the whereabouts, of Mario Party 9! Stay tuned! (The show is on a 2nd break)
(The 2nd break ends revealing the show again)
Midbus: Welcome back all of you, to Midbus RPG! (Singing; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) And I was going to say, that you all now my name, don’t you?
Crowd: Midbus!!
Midbus: Oh yeah, that’s right! I’m bad!!
Fawful: And you know my name, do you? (The crowd is silent)
Midbus: Seriously, Fawful, this is another failed attempt yet, I mean –
Crowd: Fawful!!
Fawful: That’s right!! (He returns to his seat) Oh, I’m feeling it! Oh yeah!
Midbus: Why does that always happen? Hm, it must be his notable appearances? Oh well, back to the show. Now for Mario Party 9, ‘minigames’ we join you back to the stage, Jimmy, Dry Bones and King Boo shows us what minigames have been shown. (Midbus returns to his seat)
Fawful: Minigames!! This should be fun!
Midbus: Okay! Jimmy, what was your view of the minigames that were in Mario Party 9?
Jimmy T.: Check it out, check it out, check it out, yeah! Rocket launching, Ice climber, Platform Peril, Thwomp Madness, Goomba Chasing and Bowling, and oh, so many stuff that you want to, PARTY!! (His phone rings) Hello? Sure, I'll hold.***
Midbus: Okay… King Boo, your turn. The minigames for Mario Party 9 you’d seen?
King Boo: The funniest minigame that I know is that Bowser is ‘cleaning’ up my castle with Mecha-koopas by chasing those creeps. And then, these unwanted visitors gets to make pizzas in MY castle! Gross!!***
Midbus: Oh, come on, it should be tasty!!*** And last, we have Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: (Plays metal music with DJ systems)
Singer: ♪Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
They’re so BAD!! They just want to hag, on you!!
You better run away from the falling Whomp or the exploding Big Bob-omb
or get yourself haunted by the King of Boos! ♪
King Boo: That’s me!
Singer: ♪And when you’re up, you will be downed, by the attacking Lakitu,
Chain Chomp just gets mad at you and angry Wiggler wants to pounce on you!!!♪
Bowser: (Appears with his son Bowser Jr. and they both breathe fire, Jimmy T. is dancing with them, along with Fawful)
Singer, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Fawful and King Boo: ♪Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!
Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
Bosses!! Cause Bosses rock you!!!!♫
(Explosion, the crowd roar with excitement)
Midbus: Whoa!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! TALK ABOUT A MASSIVE PARTY!!
Jimmy T.: (Feels dizzy) What powerful moves!!
Fawful: (Is also dizzy) And I can’t even get my groove on!
Midbus: Dry Bones, that was dominant information that you showed us all! Congratulations!!
Dry Bones: Kayayhh! (Thanks!)
Midbus: And thank you all for stopping by!! That was the completion of our first episode of Midbus RPG: The Dinnerbox of Destruction!! We’ll see you all next time! Alright, let’s PARTY!!!
Jimmy T.: Music! (The music played is the title screen of WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) and Midbus dances with Fawful, Dry Bones, King Boo, Jimmy T., Bowser, Bowser Jr., and the singer. The credits roll. The episode ends.)
***Audience laugh
Announcer: And now, welcoming to you for the biggest laugh of your life, here in the Mushroom Kingdom, please welcome the Midbus RPG crew, Midbus and Fawful!! (Midbus and Fawful come on to the stage and takes their seats)
Midbus: Hello! And welcome to the Dinnerbox of Destruction! (Singing of the title is heard; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) I’m Midbus, your host.
Fawful: And I’m Fawful. I have fury!
Midbus: Fawful, you did not raise your hand!
Fawful: What?***
Midbus: Okay. Today’s show is about the Mario Party 9 preview with our three special guests. (Screen shows Jimmy T., Dry Bones and King Boo) Jimmy! Dry Bones! And all the way from Luigi’s haunted mansion, King Boo!! (Screen returns to Midbus and Fawful) Okay, let’s start this show! First of all we can discuss Mario Party 9 in a later time but now, it’s time for someone to come up stage. All the way from Diamond City’s Club Sugar, please welcome the disco man, Jimmy!
Jimmy T.: Hey all! How are you doing?
Midbus: Jim! Take a seat!
Fawful: Please do!
Jimmy T.: Thank you Midbus and Fawful. Should we party? Yes.
Midbus: Jim, what is your possession of Mario Party 9?
Jimmy T.: What possession? I’ll give you possession. While in Mario Party 5, things were fine as I watched over the TV. Cool, eh? Well, back in Mario Party 6… That stupid pink Toad girl with plaits crashed everyone’s fun! Even my Disco parties!!
Midbus: Who are you talking about? Toadette?
Jimmy T.: Well, I know that Toadette will be too shy for Mario Party 9 and her brother, Toad is showing her around!
Midbus: True.
Jimmy T.: And then (gets angered), she may cut off everyone’s fun just like in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Super Sluggers, both back in 2008! THAT STUPID!! (Jimmy T. takes a mug of hot coffee from the cameramen)***
Midbus: Easy, Jim. It’s all going to pay off… (Jimmy T. tips the mug on Midbus) YEOOOEOWWWW!!!!!*** That burns!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO ME BECAUSE OF HER??***
Jimmy T.: Toadette’s no winner! She’s a cheat! And cheats always lose!! (Laughs wildly)***
Midbus: GRRRRRRRRRR… I will have you know that her Miracle Spirit isn’t over until she dies. (Scene shows a WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$); Leafy Greens where Goma the snail falls off a platform and crashes off-screen***, the scene returns to Fawful)
Fawful: Midbus, I think…
Midbus: Huh!?! Who are you talking to??***
Fawful: Lord Fawful says nothing bad to you, okay?
Midbus: But that wig-headed Jim spilled a cup of hot coffee on me!!***
Fawful: Yes, and by that…
Midbus: Grrr… Are you asking me for a battle? Okay you’re on!!***
Fawful: Actually…
Midbus: You can attack now! What will you do?
Fawful: Uhh… kick?
Midbus: (he kicks himself)*** This will hurt a bit. Now! Midbus is attacking you!! What are you going to do?
Fawful: Run away!!! (Flees)***
Midbus: My attacks don't harm you***, Lord Fawful. (Fawful comes back) But try and use magic! What will you do?
Fawful: Soap! (He said instead of Soak)
Midbus: Soap?*** That's ridiculous!! (Midbus pushes a button to a trap door that Fawful is standing on and he falls into a green pond)*** I'm guessing that you like to go green with the environment!!*** Mwah ha ha!
Fawful: (Comes out of the pond with frogs on his head) Ohh... That Midbus... Gives me bad noise!!***
Midbus: Mwah ha ha ha… (Doorbell rings) Hey, I think we have a visitor. (Dry Bones laugher is heard) Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Dry Bones!! (Dry Bones opens the door and takes a seat with the RPG)
Fawful: Hello, Bonsai! And welcome to the show! Now, what were you doing in Mario Party 9?
Dry Bones: Kya, ka kaka kaka kakaka kakaka ka kakkaka kaka kakaka ka kaka kag! Ka kaka ka kakakkak ka kaka kakak! (Well, I can only stop Mario and friends by getting in the way! But that’s no use after a short time. The mini-games have been settled!)
Midbus: Exactly! I hear that the ONM (Official Nintendo Magazine) of the UK his given the game, a score of 86% while the previous generation (Mario Party 8) was 61%. What caused the damages?
Dry Bones: Kalla kak kaa kakakka kakak kakak kaka ka kaka kak kakkkaka kakak kak kakak kaka kallak. (There are three differences between generations 1-8 (including Advance and DS) and generation 9 in Mario Party today.) (Dry Bones gets his laptop out and puts it on a projector, showing a PowerPoint presentation of the differences, he starts a slideshow)
Dry Bones’ Laptop: First of all, in Mario Party 1-8, players move alone in a single board, by collecting coins for stars, and continue until the required number of turns end, while in Mario Party 9, all four players move around the board and collect the mini stars that have been stolen by Bowser’s influence, and the game ends when the four players reach the end of the board. Secondly, the minigames are chosen at the end of each turn randomly by the minigame wheel back in the old days, but when it gets to Mario Party 9, the minigame tables have turned, as the captain gets to choose one from the minigame wheel after landing on a minigame space and game controls have been improved for better results. And finally, we have the other settings; the Wii motion control from Mario Party 8 has been improved. The handicap of mini stars at the end of a board match, and as well as Story Mode which has Bowser’s minions “clashing” the players. Thank you all for listening to this special presentation. (The slideshow ends)
Midbus: Wow, Dry Bones. That’s a nice presentation that you got there! So, who will be the last character for Mario Party 9? I know it’s not you.
Dry Bones: Kay kaka kak, kak kakka kaaaak kayyakk ka Kakala kak kakk ka kaa kakk. Kayky ka Kalkk, Kakakk ka Kakkkk, Kalkk ka Kaaakl, Kaak ka Kaaki, Kaaaka kakka ka Kak Kakk, Kakkkl ka kakty kakklk kayyakk kaka kaa kkla ka kaak kakl. Kak k kakka kak KA Kalmm kakaa kak kaakkk kaaaakka ka Kayky Kak Kak-kak Kakk ka Kayky Karky Kak. Kakkkl kakk kak kaaakky kak kaak ka kaaka kaks kakkak. (For some reason, there are 11 characters and Nintendo said that there are 12. Mario and Luigi, Peach and Daisy, Yoshi and Birdo, Wario and Waluigi, Koopa Troopa and Shy Guy, Toad and 1 hidden character that has not yet been revealed to the public. And I think that it IS Toadette because they were friends in Mario Kart Double Dash and Mario Party 7. Toad might be looking for her in the past month.)
Jimmy T.: WHAT??!? DID TOADETTE JOINED??!***
Midbus: Jimmy! No! She did not!! Dry Bones THINKS that she’ll join!***
Jimmy T.: (sighs with relief) Oh.
Fawful: It’s okay Jim, Toadette will not join because of her bad manners.
Jimmy T.: Good.
Midbus: Happy?
Jimmy T.: Much better.
Midbus: Good. (To Jimmy) Because we will party hard at the end of the show if you keep this interview up! Right? (Jimmy nods) Okay everyone, Midbus RPG will be back after these advertisements! (The show is on a break)
(The break ends revealing the show again)
Midbus: Welcome back to Midbus RPG! (Singing; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) I’m Midbus,
Fawful: (In high-pitched voice) …and I’m Fawful Fury!! (Midbus turns at him) (In normal voice) Oh, come on! That was my most talented act yet!
Midbus: Oh please, flatten the goombas, they’re so annoying! Gah! (Scene shows the minigame, ‘Super Wario Bros.’ another WarioWare Inc., Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) game as 8-bit Wario flattens 4 goombas, a remix of Super Mario Bros. is heard***, the scene returns to the cast) Anyway we continue with our interview with the most talented cast. We have Jimmy, Dry Bones and someone, who has not yet shown up. (King Boo’s laugher is heard)
Fawful: What was that?
Midbus: That voice. It must be… (Camera zooms to his eyes) King Boo! (King Boo appears from the audience)
Dry Bones: AKKKAK! AKkaka kakaak kakak!! (Ahh! An unwelcomed guest!!) Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettch!!
King Boo: Hello! Oh Hello!! Oh, I’m so excited!!!
Midbus: Welcome King Boo. Please take your seat!
Fawful: Seat!
King Boo: (He takes his seat) A perfect fit for a king!
Jimmy T.: Hey. How you’re doing?
Midbus: Alright, now that the gang’s here, let’s have some on what princesses do. Would you all like to have some tea?***
Fawful: Sure, please!! (He runs off)
Jimmy T.: With a little lemon.***
Dry Bones: Ka! Kakaka kak ak kak kaa kakakaa? (Ack! What’s with all this tea stuff?)***
King Boo: You know how ghosts hate tea so much?***
Fawful: Oh, don’t worry! (Fawful comes out with a tray of tea) It has three sugars!
King Boo: Really?***
Fawful: I say to you, yes! Go on, don’t be shy now!
King Boo: I LOVE, LOTS of SUGAR!!***
Midbus: Heh! Okay, for Mario Party 9, King Boo, how would you feel during that time?
King Boo: (Sips his tea) Oh, for me? Actually, to breach everyone out, I’m a boss.
Midbus: You’re a what? (Scene goes to another WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) showing the game, Sparring Wario. When Wario punches the bag once, it flew up in the air. Wario went to the other side of the stage and gets hit by the bag on the back. The scene returns to Midbus.) I don’t get it King Boo. Why would you become a boss?
King Boo: The Boo colony has built a horror castle for all of us and Mario and his scaredy cats keep visiting us every day just to attack us!! How discouraging!!
Midbus: That was Mario Party 9 King Boo. You seem to be guarding your own business.
King Boo: I’ve been… (He disappears and then reappears in-front of Midbus) …HOODWINKED!***
MIdbus: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*** (He falls off the stage and he gets up)*** King Boo! Chill! Don’t scare me like that!***
King Boo: Sorry but it makes the Boos so mad that we had to scare everyone away.
Midbus: Okay! Okay! Chill!!*** They’ll soon leave you alone!
King Boo: You promise?
Midbus: I promise.
Fawful: (Watching TV of Mario Party 9; where Mario and Co. are playing a board game at Boo’s Horror Castle) Hey, and according to the TV episode live on Mario Party 9, Mario and fink-rats are in your castle right now!
King Boo: What??!*** (He sees the TV, he disappears to the scene) Hey! Get out of my castle, you pesky sneakers!! ***
Fawful: I have chortles!
Midbus: Man, I have no idea on what King Boo’s problem is. But he is sure trouble of Mario Party 9.
Jimmy T.: You think?
Midbus: Yeah. King Boo turned himself into a boss and tries to scare everyone out of his castle.
Dry Bones: Ka kaka kaka kakakakka kak kakk kak kakak kakka kak ka kaka ka ak kakakk kalkak kkaka kakakakkkaa. (He also assists Bowser for stealing the mini stars from the sky at the start of the influence.)
Midbus: He did?
Jimmy T.: Want to give it a try? (Jimmy gets out his cell phone of a video of Bowser and Bowser Jr. stealing the mini stars at the night of Bowser’s influence)
Midbus: Where did you get that?
Jimmy T.: Come on man, Bowser can sneak behind the party and do those things. Remember the last time back in Mario Party 8, which Bowser stole the star rod off from Toade—(Midbus gets angry and covers his mouth)
Midbus: Don’t say that name!! It’ll anger you for good!!!***
Fawful: Toadette!!
Midbus: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!*** (He uncovers Jimmy's mouth)
Jimmy T.: Woah! What was I going to say?
Midbus: Gahhhh! (To himself) Get a hold of yourself, Midbus! It’s all going to last a little longer. (To audience) Well folks, it’s not over for the conversation right now, so let’s get down to “Crazy Racing Bugs!” (Singing; ♪Crazy Racing Bugs! ♫)
Fawful: All right, this is a two race game with three players!! The player with the most points wins!
King Boo: (Appears) So sorry! What did I miss?
Fawful: Oh, Fawful is not laughing at you because you are just in time for… Crazy Racing Bugs!! (Singing; ♪Crazy Racing Bugs! ♫)
King Boo: Eee he he! What do I do?
Fawful: First, you get to select a bug. How about you, the king of Boos!
King Boo: That’s me! (There are three different kinds of bugs to choose from; the ladybird, the hornet and the mosquito) Okay, I’ll pick… the ladybird!
Fawful: Okay, who’s next? How about you Jim? Pick one of the two insects remaining. King Boo got the first one, now what about you?
Jimmy T.: The Hornet!
Fawful: Okay, and last, Dry Bones gets the mosquito!
Dry Bones: Kak Kaaa! (All right!) (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫)
Fawful: Round 1/2!! The dense jungle! On your marks, get set, brzzzzzzzzzzzt!!
(The three insects take off, Dry Bones falls off his mosquito***, King Boo’s ladybug crashes into a flower*** while the hornet (Jimmy T.) crosses the finish line first, the mosquito (without Dry Bones) 2nd and King Boo who Did Not Finish because he crashed into a flower, 3rd)
Jimmy T.: I win!
Fawful: Great! Let’s tally up the scores! (1st Jimmy T. – 10pts, 2nd Dry Bones– 5pts, 3rd King Boo– 2 pts.) (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫) Round 2/2. The desert and the volcano! Ready! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!!!
(The three insects enter the desert, King Boo’s ladybug is blown away by a sandstorm, while the other two enter the volcano stage with Jimmy’s hornet crashing into some rocks and Dry Bones, who was about to finish first, suddenly King Boo and his ladybird were blown so far away, that they reached the finish first, Dry Bones 2nd, and Jimmy, who crashed, 3rd)
King Boo: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!***
Jimmy T.: Ouch.***
Dry Bones: Kka ka kaka kakk kac!! (And I almost had it!!)***
Fawful: Excellent! Here are the final results! (Singing; ♪Crazy! ♫) And the winner is… (Drumrolls) It’s a tie!
King Boo, Dry Bones and Jimmy T.: Aww… (The results shows that all players have 12 points)***
Fawful: But, we only need one final winner! (The others stand up) Hit the dice block to see who the champion is! The highest number of the day wins. Ready… Go! (The dice blocks appear in front of King Boo, Dry Bones and Jimmy T. and they all hit it at once, King Boo got a 6, Jimmy T. got a 4 while Dry Bones gets an 8) It’s finally decided! The champion is? Dry Bones!! (King Boo and Jimmy T. forfeit their loss while Dry Bones is cheering)
Dry Bones: Ka Kayayayaah!!! (I win!!)
Midbus: Well, so much for their bad luck, but after the break, we will come back with more news of the whereabouts, of Mario Party 9! Stay tuned! (The show is on a 2nd break)
(The 2nd break ends revealing the show again)
Midbus: Welcome back all of you, to Midbus RPG! (Singing; ♪Dinnerbox of Destruction! ♫) And I was going to say, that you all now my name, don’t you?
Crowd: Midbus!!
Midbus: Oh yeah, that’s right! I’m bad!!
Fawful: And you know my name, do you? (The crowd is silent)
Midbus: Seriously, Fawful, this is another failed attempt yet, I mean –
Crowd: Fawful!!
Fawful: That’s right!! (He returns to his seat) Oh, I’m feeling it! Oh yeah!
Midbus: Why does that always happen? Hm, it must be his notable appearances? Oh well, back to the show. Now for Mario Party 9, ‘minigames’ we join you back to the stage, Jimmy, Dry Bones and King Boo shows us what minigames have been shown. (Midbus returns to his seat)
Fawful: Minigames!! This should be fun!
Midbus: Okay! Jimmy, what was your view of the minigames that were in Mario Party 9?
Jimmy T.: Check it out, check it out, check it out, yeah! Rocket launching, Ice climber, Platform Peril, Thwomp Madness, Goomba Chasing and Bowling, and oh, so many stuff that you want to, PARTY!! (His phone rings) Hello? Sure, I'll hold.***
Midbus: Okay… King Boo, your turn. The minigames for Mario Party 9 you’d seen?
King Boo: The funniest minigame that I know is that Bowser is ‘cleaning’ up my castle with Mecha-koopas by chasing those creeps. And then, these unwanted visitors gets to make pizzas in MY castle! Gross!!***
Midbus: Oh, come on, it should be tasty!!*** And last, we have Dry Bones!
Dry Bones: (Plays metal music with DJ systems)
Singer: ♪Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
They’re so BAD!! They just want to hag, on you!!
You better run away from the falling Whomp or the exploding Big Bob-omb
or get yourself haunted by the King of Boos! ♪
King Boo: That’s me!
Singer: ♪And when you’re up, you will be downed, by the attacking Lakitu,
Chain Chomp just gets mad at you and angry Wiggler wants to pounce on you!!!♪
Bowser: (Appears with his son Bowser Jr. and they both breathe fire, Jimmy T. is dancing with them, along with Fawful)
Singer, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Fawful and King Boo: ♪Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!
Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
Bosses!! Oh, yeah, Bosses!!
Bosses!! Cause Bosses rock you!!!!♫
(Explosion, the crowd roar with excitement)
Midbus: Whoa!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! TALK ABOUT A MASSIVE PARTY!!
Jimmy T.: (Feels dizzy) What powerful moves!!
Fawful: (Is also dizzy) And I can’t even get my groove on!
Midbus: Dry Bones, that was dominant information that you showed us all! Congratulations!!
Dry Bones: Kayayhh! (Thanks!)
Midbus: And thank you all for stopping by!! That was the completion of our first episode of Midbus RPG: The Dinnerbox of Destruction!! We’ll see you all next time! Alright, let’s PARTY!!!
Jimmy T.: Music! (The music played is the title screen of WarioWare Inc. Minigame Mania (Mega Microgame$) and Midbus dances with Fawful, Dry Bones, King Boo, Jimmy T., Bowser, Bowser Jr., and the singer. The credits roll. The episode ends.)